Unfortunately, today is not your day...  As the temperature outside plummets, so will your luck.  Someone close to you will barf numerous times on the carpet this morning, perhaps even a pet.  Keep the paper towels and Oxy Clean handy!  Have patience, as your professional environment will become complicated.  Ignore overweight, poison-spewing patrons smelling of wintergreen Kodiak who blame you, the lowly, hourly paid associate for corporate shortcomings and inept inventory management.  Present a shield, conjure up a smile and the curse words and insults will bounce right off.  Tonight:  You'll get no sleep, but who needs it anyway?